Hello Dear Readers!
As you know, one of the primary objectives of Eurovision Obsession is to help introduce new people to the ESC. To that effect,each year since 2013, I have been posting the notes that I originally crafted for my Eurovision parties introducing my American friends to the Contest. These notes include a brief history of the Contest, a brief explanation of its rules, highlights for that particular year, an explainer of Eurovision Week, and profiles of each competing country. Additionally, for the more obsessed, EO has been making quizzes on the website Sporcle since 2015 for those who want to test their knowledge.
Below, you will find the complete collection of Eurovision Write-Ups and Country Profiles published on this website as well as links to each Sporcle quiz EO has produced.
Eurovision 2022 – Turin
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ESC 2022 Lyrics Quiz: Coming Soon!
Eurovision 2021 – Rotterdam
Eurovision 2020 – Rotterdam
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ESC 2020 Lyrics Quiz: Coming Soon
Eurovision 2019 – Tel Aviv
*Some of the country profiles have outdated info in the brief histories, EO apologizes for the error.
Eurovision 2018 – Lisbon
Eurovision 2017 – Kyiv
Eurovision 2016 – Stockholm
Eurovision 2015 – Vienna
Eurovision 2014 – Copenhagen
Eurovision 2013 – Malmö
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Hello Dear Readers!
The time is upon us once again – we shall be crowning a new Eurovision Champion tonight. Through a series of misfortunes, bad luck, and poor attention paid on my part, I’m in my hotel room here in Lisbon.
Which means I’m here to do live notes! Sonce I’ve seen the final twice before, I will focus on just the performances and votes.
Ukraine – he seemed weak or something, the intensity was there but not so much the quality.
Spain – it was going really well until about the last third, when the wheels started to come off. They were out of tune throughout the last section.
Slovenia – ahhh, nice, instead of a power outage, they pulled it off as a call for the music to stop. Much better. The choreography for this act is amazing but the song is still mediocre at best.
Lithuania – we just saw the first winning performance tonight. Unfortunate for Lithuania, but fortunate for us, it won’t be the last.
Austria – he was good! Still do not understand that outfit or the choice tonhave him appear as a large figure on screen.
Estonia – there seems to be something going on, or perhaps just lost via tv, she seems to be at only partial strength. Still a fantastic song, though.
Norway – he also seems to be just a bit off tonight. Wow, we may see some unsuspecting entry back into victory with all these acts shooting themselves in the foot.
Portugal – man! She sung her heart out. This is a song that relies on the conveyance of passion and she pulled it off. It’s not going to win, but it will probably do better than initially thought.
United Kingdom – I’m really happy the crowd’s enthusiasm is coming through over the television. Her voice seems—- whoa!! We have a stage interruption first time since 2010 (Spain). She’ll be performing again after Italy.
We’re in the Green Room as we figure out the next steps
Serbia – As good as they could be!
Germany – started off shaky, but got better throughout. I think Europe’s heartstrings are being pulled rather tight.
Albania – still don’t quite get the appeal of this song. But he performs it well; hitting the high notes perfectly.
France – I like this song less each time I hear it. They performed pretty well, though!
Czech Republic – definitely one of the best times he performed this. Should easily establish a new best position.
Denmark – he missed that high note. Though, this song and its call for retreat and sureender seem to resound with many folks.
Australia – if she didn’t lose the victory last night, she surely did just now. That vocal performance was not great; which is a shame
Finland – tame, but better than usual. This was my pick for last place. Maybe I’ll be wrong.
Bulgaria – Golly, I love this song. And I think the staging fits it perfectly, as well. And they performed it passionately.
Moldova – fun performance, as always, perfectly executed. There seemed to be some harmony issues, but the overall impression is positive.
Sweden – aside from sounding out of breath at the beginning, he performed and danced flawlessly. Definitely another Top Ten placing for Sweden.
Hungary – I’m really not the best judge of this song. It’s a tolerable screamo song; I guess that’s a positive. It was performed well, not much more I can say.
Israel – she’s an amazing performer and this is the best I’ve seen her do this song! Is it enough to win? Probably not, but it’s definitely Top Ten.
The Netherlands – In the US, this staging is what we would call “problematic.” I doubt the intention is to put forward the image of a white guy and his four dancing negroes, but that’s how this comes off. Just poorly thought out. The song is good and well-performed.
Ireland – I hate being pandered to, and this sog about a straight guy going through a divorce hidden behind a pair of cute gay dancers is the definition of such. I like the song, but hate its presentation. I kinda hope it fails, though it probably will not.
Cyprus – the song is catchy and fun, but her voice is not good. The choreography makes this song; without it, it’s just another attempt at sounding contemporary that originally landed at 26th in the betting odds. The performance was flawless, of course, the vocals, not so much, the song is average. It’ll be interesting to see how it all shakes out.
Italy – Is it me, or were they going at half power like thise at the beginning of the show? Meh, this song has always not been for me.
*For whatever reason, the UK has decided to not have SuRie perform again. Why not take a free second performance? There is no reason not to. So, because she was shaky before and after the stage invasion, that’s what people are going to remember. Bad choice, BBC, bad choice.
So, my ten favorites from tonight:
1. Bulgaria
2. Portugal
3. Israel
4. Czech Republic
5. Austria
6. Estonia
7. Serbia
8. Moldova
9. Sweden
10. Finland
And who do I think will finish in the Top Ten? (in no prticular order)
• Israel
• Cyprus
• Australia
• Lithuania
• Germany
• France
• Sweden
• Norway
• Estonia
• Austria
And, finally, who is going to win?
I’m loathe to say this, but I think we might be heading to Cyprus next year. It’s an average song, but it’s gonna siphon a lotnofnthe gay vote and the teenage girl vote given the style and choreography. It will also get a lot of the general vote as it’s one of the more commercial-sounding entries this year. It’s a shame, there are better songs this year, but I don’t think any of them will be able to surmount Cyprus’ appeal.
Jury Votes!
And so it begins! Doize points get sent across all of Europe
Ukraine’s to France
Azerbaijan’s to Albania
Belarus’ to Cyprus
San Marino’s to Israel
So confusing so far!
The Netherlands’ to Germany
Macedonia’s to Estonia
Malta’s to Cyprus
Georgia’s to Sweden?!
Spain’s to Cyprus, none for Portugal
Austria’s to Israel
Denmark’s to Germany
Points are going every which way!!
UK’s to Austria
Sweden’s to Cyprus, none to Denmark
Latvia’s to Sweden
Albania’s to Italy
Croatia’s to Lithuania
Ireland’s to Cyprus
Romania’s to Austria!
Czech Republic’s to Israel
Iceland’s to Austria, none!! to Denmark or Norway
Moldova’s to Estonia
Belgium’s to Austria
Israel, Austria, and Cyprus are leading thus far
Norway’s to Germany, none for Denmark
France’s to Israel!
Norway just got its first 12! (From Italy)
Australia’s to Sweden
Estonia’s to Austria
No one believed me when is said Austria had a winning song.
Serbia’s to Sweden
Cyprus’ to Sweden
Armenia’s to Sweden
Bulgaria’s to Austria
Greece’s to Cyprus, no surprise there
Hungary’s to Denmark – how random
Montenegro’s to Serbia, no surprise there
Germany’s to Sweden
Finland’s to Israel
Russia (Alsou competed in 2000 and got 2nd place; she hosted the Grand Final in 2009) sent its to Moldova, not too surprising
Switzerland’s to Germany
Israel’s to Austria! And it’s back in the lead
Poland’s to Austria!
Three countries left!
Lithuania’s to Austria!
Slovenia’s to Sweden
Ten points between Austria and Sweden
Finally, Portugal’s to Estonia!
Austria wins the Jury with 271 points (Sweden is in second with 253; Israel in third with 212)
On to the televote!!
Australia, only 9
Portugal with 18
18 also for Spain
21 to Sweden — WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
23 to Slovenia and Finland
25 for the UK
32 for the Dutch
55 for Albania
59 for France
62 to Ireland
65 to Hungary (this is not going as expected)
66 to Bulgaria
71 to Austria?! Oh, golly, Cyprus is gonna win (only 130 over Israel)
75 to Serbia
84 to Norway
Lithuania gets 91
102 to Estonia
Moldova get 115
119 to Ukraine
136 to Germany
So, Austria will not win
188 to Denmark
215 to Czech Republic
Three left! Israel and Cyprus are both able to surpass Austria.
249 to Italy
So, for sure, the winner will be either Israel or Cyprus.
Cyprus is leading the vote?
Cyprus gets 253
Israel wins the televote and the Eurovision Song Contest 2018 with a total of 529 points!
The fourth victory for Israel, exactly twenty years after its third (Diva). In my opinion, a really good song. Truly “different” as Netta just said. As a bigger guy myself, it’s exciting to see a big person win – first time ever! This is also, as I’ve said previously, one of the most original songs this year and is a bit more reminiscent of what one sees at jESC. One of my favorites tonight and overall. Congrats to Isreal and its brandnew broadcaster, to Netta, her songwriting & production teams, and her backing dancers & singers!
Check back tomorrow for reflections and closing thoughts. As well as soon after for my annual awards!
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May 12, 2018 | Categories: Eurovision 2018 - Lisbon, Live Commentary on the Night | Tags: live notes | Leave a comment
Hello Dear Readers!
Whoo!! What a show! This is a very competitive year with many popular songs and many songs deserving of victory – with there being much overlap between the two.
So, thoughts and predictions after the jury Final?
Who helped their cause?
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The ballads – Spain, Ireland, Germany, Portugal, and Lithuania all were top notch and performed the best they could. At least one will be top ten, if not two.
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UK – while the audience reaction may not be conveyed on tv, the juries are sequestered in the arena; SuRie had one of the biggest crowd reactions of the night and it definitely enhanced an already great performance.
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Cyprus was, by far, the strongest uptempo number on the night. Still not convinced it appeals to the juries, but when compared to Czech Republic, Israel, Israel, UK, and Moldova – it shines.
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France – again, Madame Monsieur stepped up their game and were stronger than ever. Paris is a feasible option for ESC 2019.
Who still has work to do?
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Australia most likely lost this last night. It’s popular with the fans but it needed a strong jury performance to contend and it just wasn’t there.
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Finland – she was screechy throughout the entire song; it just was not very well performed.
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Italy seemed to be going at half power (which is to be expected at this point) – I predict another low jury score with a sizeable popular vote.
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Slovenia – seemed to be off their game as well. I cannot quite put my finger on it, but they were not as strong as they have been all week.
Of course, there were songs that did well but probably still won’t impact their position with the juries: Hungary, Estonia, Czech Republic, the Netherlands, and Serbia. These are genre songs that juries will either enjoy or not.
Fan reactions aren’t everything, but…
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Cyprus, Australia, UK, Israel, France, Denmark, Germany, Slovenia, Estonia, and Norway had huge reactions in the arena.
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Ukraine, Austria, Lithuania, Ireland, Hungary, Bulgaria, Sweden, and Spain all had big reactions that seemed to fizzle away.
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Albania had little to no reaction (other than the high note)
So, who do I think will finish in the Top Ten (in no particular order):
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France
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Israel
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Spain
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Cyprus
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Australia
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Germany
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Lithuania
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Norway
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Sweden
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Estonia
So, after all of that, who do I think is going to win?
The smart money is on Cyprus. It has the fan support, mass appeal, and running order spot necessary for the win. It’s also been a few years since an uptempo song won.
If not Cyprus, then France would be the next smart choice. Popular song, jury appeal, and good running order position.
However, long time readers know that I don’t always go with the smart choice. So, who am I predicting to win?
Lithuania — I think it has massive jury appeal and quite a bit of televote appeal, as well. For sure, Germany and Ireland will cut into its success, but I don’t think quite enough.
We’ll see!! I’m so excited and hope you are, too! See you after the show!
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Hello Dear Readers!
Ugh! I am losing my touch. Once again, only seven out of ten on predictions: Slovenia, Denmark, and Serbia all qualified whereas I had predicted Montenegro, Malta, and Romania.
So, as always, first, some historical markers:
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Russia and Romania join Azerbaijan as countries having their 100% qualification streak snapped.
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Leaving Australia and Ukraine as the last countries to hold that honor (thus far, Australia has always qualified for the final, once automatically and now three times from a semi).
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Slovenia qualifies for the first time since 2015.
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Russia’s Top Ten streak also comes to a halt at six. Leaving Sweden as the frontrunner, with four consecutive Top Ten finishes. Followed by Australia, with three, and then Bulgaria with two.
Key Reactions:
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My biggest disappointment would have to be Malta’s failure. The staging was amazing! Truly elevating the song and conveying its meaning.
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Biggest point of satisfaction would be Moldova’s qualification. At the end of the day, things were getting tight and they squeaked through.
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Biggest Takeaway: Australia has come to win. When I watched it, I just got the feeling that I had just watched a winning performance. The crowd got more into it than any other song I’ve seen this year, including other top contenders like France, Cyprus, Israel, and Estonia.
There you have it! Our finalists are known. As I write this, the running order was just announced and Cyprus has risen to the top of the betting odds. It’s going to be an interesting and competitive year.
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May 11, 2018 | Categories: Eurovision 2018 - Lisbon | Leave a comment
ESC 2018 Grand Final Live Notes!
Hello Dear Readers!
The time is upon us once again – we shall be crowning a new Eurovision Champion tonight. Through a series of misfortunes, bad luck, and poor attention paid on my part, I’m in my hotel room here in Lisbon.
Which means I’m here to do live notes! Sonce I’ve seen the final twice before, I will focus on just the performances and votes.
Ukraine – he seemed weak or something, the intensity was there but not so much the quality.
Spain – it was going really well until about the last third, when the wheels started to come off. They were out of tune throughout the last section.
Slovenia – ahhh, nice, instead of a power outage, they pulled it off as a call for the music to stop. Much better. The choreography for this act is amazing but the song is still mediocre at best.
Lithuania – we just saw the first winning performance tonight. Unfortunate for Lithuania, but fortunate for us, it won’t be the last.
Austria – he was good! Still do not understand that outfit or the choice tonhave him appear as a large figure on screen.
Estonia – there seems to be something going on, or perhaps just lost via tv, she seems to be at only partial strength. Still a fantastic song, though.
Norway – he also seems to be just a bit off tonight. Wow, we may see some unsuspecting entry back into victory with all these acts shooting themselves in the foot.
Portugal – man! She sung her heart out. This is a song that relies on the conveyance of passion and she pulled it off. It’s not going to win, but it will probably do better than initially thought.
United Kingdom – I’m really happy the crowd’s enthusiasm is coming through over the television. Her voice seems—- whoa!! We have a stage interruption first time since 2010 (Spain). She’ll be performing again after Italy.
We’re in the Green Room as we figure out the next steps
Serbia – As good as they could be!
Germany – started off shaky, but got better throughout. I think Europe’s heartstrings are being pulled rather tight.
Albania – still don’t quite get the appeal of this song. But he performs it well; hitting the high notes perfectly.
France – I like this song less each time I hear it. They performed pretty well, though!
Czech Republic – definitely one of the best times he performed this. Should easily establish a new best position.
Denmark – he missed that high note. Though, this song and its call for retreat and sureender seem to resound with many folks.
Australia – if she didn’t lose the victory last night, she surely did just now. That vocal performance was not great; which is a shame
Finland – tame, but better than usual. This was my pick for last place. Maybe I’ll be wrong.
Bulgaria – Golly, I love this song. And I think the staging fits it perfectly, as well. And they performed it passionately.
Moldova – fun performance, as always, perfectly executed. There seemed to be some harmony issues, but the overall impression is positive.
Sweden – aside from sounding out of breath at the beginning, he performed and danced flawlessly. Definitely another Top Ten placing for Sweden.
Hungary – I’m really not the best judge of this song. It’s a tolerable screamo song; I guess that’s a positive. It was performed well, not much more I can say.
Israel – she’s an amazing performer and this is the best I’ve seen her do this song! Is it enough to win? Probably not, but it’s definitely Top Ten.
The Netherlands – In the US, this staging is what we would call “problematic.” I doubt the intention is to put forward the image of a white guy and his four dancing negroes, but that’s how this comes off. Just poorly thought out. The song is good and well-performed.
Ireland – I hate being pandered to, and this sog about a straight guy going through a divorce hidden behind a pair of cute gay dancers is the definition of such. I like the song, but hate its presentation. I kinda hope it fails, though it probably will not.
Cyprus – the song is catchy and fun, but her voice is not good. The choreography makes this song; without it, it’s just another attempt at sounding contemporary that originally landed at 26th in the betting odds. The performance was flawless, of course, the vocals, not so much, the song is average. It’ll be interesting to see how it all shakes out.
Italy – Is it me, or were they going at half power like thise at the beginning of the show? Meh, this song has always not been for me.
*For whatever reason, the UK has decided to not have SuRie perform again. Why not take a free second performance? There is no reason not to. So, because she was shaky before and after the stage invasion, that’s what people are going to remember. Bad choice, BBC, bad choice.
So, my ten favorites from tonight:
1. Bulgaria
2. Portugal
3. Israel
4. Czech Republic
5. Austria
6. Estonia
7. Serbia
8. Moldova
9. Sweden
10. Finland
And who do I think will finish in the Top Ten? (in no prticular order)
• Israel
• Cyprus
• Australia
• Lithuania
• Germany
• France
• Sweden
• Norway
• Estonia
• Austria
And, finally, who is going to win?
I’m loathe to say this, but I think we might be heading to Cyprus next year. It’s an average song, but it’s gonna siphon a lotnofnthe gay vote and the teenage girl vote given the style and choreography. It will also get a lot of the general vote as it’s one of the more commercial-sounding entries this year. It’s a shame, there are better songs this year, but I don’t think any of them will be able to surmount Cyprus’ appeal.
Jury Votes!
And so it begins! Doize points get sent across all of Europe
Ukraine’s to France
Azerbaijan’s to Albania
Belarus’ to Cyprus
San Marino’s to Israel
So confusing so far!
The Netherlands’ to Germany
Macedonia’s to Estonia
Malta’s to Cyprus
Georgia’s to Sweden?!
Spain’s to Cyprus, none for Portugal
Austria’s to Israel
Denmark’s to Germany
Points are going every which way!!
UK’s to Austria
Sweden’s to Cyprus, none to Denmark
Latvia’s to Sweden
Albania’s to Italy
Croatia’s to Lithuania
Ireland’s to Cyprus
Romania’s to Austria!
Czech Republic’s to Israel
Iceland’s to Austria, none!! to Denmark or Norway
Moldova’s to Estonia
Belgium’s to Austria
Israel, Austria, and Cyprus are leading thus far
Norway’s to Germany, none for Denmark
France’s to Israel!
Norway just got its first 12! (From Italy)
Australia’s to Sweden
Estonia’s to Austria
No one believed me when is said Austria had a winning song.
Serbia’s to Sweden
Cyprus’ to Sweden
Armenia’s to Sweden
Bulgaria’s to Austria
Greece’s to Cyprus, no surprise there
Hungary’s to Denmark – how random
Montenegro’s to Serbia, no surprise there
Germany’s to Sweden
Finland’s to Israel
Russia (Alsou competed in 2000 and got 2nd place; she hosted the Grand Final in 2009) sent its to Moldova, not too surprising
Switzerland’s to Germany
Israel’s to Austria! And it’s back in the lead
Poland’s to Austria!
Three countries left!
Lithuania’s to Austria!
Slovenia’s to Sweden
Ten points between Austria and Sweden
Finally, Portugal’s to Estonia!
Austria wins the Jury with 271 points (Sweden is in second with 253; Israel in third with 212)
On to the televote!!
Australia, only 9
Portugal with 18
18 also for Spain
21 to Sweden — WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
23 to Slovenia and Finland
25 for the UK
32 for the Dutch
55 for Albania
59 for France
62 to Ireland
65 to Hungary (this is not going as expected)
66 to Bulgaria
71 to Austria?! Oh, golly, Cyprus is gonna win (only 130 over Israel)
75 to Serbia
84 to Norway
Lithuania gets 91
102 to Estonia
Moldova get 115
119 to Ukraine
136 to Germany
So, Austria will not win
188 to Denmark
215 to Czech Republic
Three left! Israel and Cyprus are both able to surpass Austria.
249 to Italy
So, for sure, the winner will be either Israel or Cyprus.
Cyprus is leading the vote?
Cyprus gets 253
Israel wins the televote and the Eurovision Song Contest 2018 with a total of 529 points!
The fourth victory for Israel, exactly twenty years after its third (Diva). In my opinion, a really good song. Truly “different” as Netta just said. As a bigger guy myself, it’s exciting to see a big person win – first time ever! This is also, as I’ve said previously, one of the most original songs this year and is a bit more reminiscent of what one sees at jESC. One of my favorites tonight and overall. Congrats to Isreal and its brandnew broadcaster, to Netta, her songwriting & production teams, and her backing dancers & singers!
Check back tomorrow for reflections and closing thoughts. As well as soon after for my annual awards!
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