2017 Contender or Pretender: Episode One – Australia and Romania
Hello Dear Readers!
It’s rehearsals week for Eurovision! It’s so early this year but we’re happy that we have enough time for Contender or Pretender. Today, we began our journey with Australia and Romania – two very different songs that currently find themselves in the midst of popularity.
Don’t Come Easy performed by Isaiah
Why it is a contender: A powerfully-sung ballad by the young Isaiah Firebrace – whose live performances have helped push Australia into the top ten of the betting odds. He’s a proven competitor, having already won X-Factor Australia. The song also stands out as one of the few higher quality slow songs in a year dominated by uptempo entries.
Why it is a pretender: Well, the song is fairly generic and repetitive. Listen to the song, the phrase “don’t come easy” is repeatedly endlessly.
The first verse is rather boring; the song doesn’t really pick up until the end of the first refrain.
Final Verdict: Pretender Isaiah will be lucky if it keeps its Top Ten streak intact this year. While this song is pleasant, it is rather forgettable. I think it will struggle to get out of the semi-final and, despite being jury fodder, will not do too well on Saturday night.
Yodel It! performed by Ilinca ft. Alex Florea
Why it is a contender: For the non-fan, this song represents the quintessential Eurovision entry. It’s poppy, fun, and campy. It certainly stands out and is unlike any other song from this year (or any of the recent years).
Why it is a pretender: For the non-fan, this song represents the quintessential Eurovision entry. It’s obnoxious, repetitive, and vapid. Let’s not forget that, in the past twenty years, no song in which either rap or yodeling was a primary feature (except for Greece 2011) has finished in the Top Ten.
Final Verdict: Pretender This song stands out for all the wrong reasons and I have yet to hear a satisfying live version of the song. Not to mention that the juries do not tend to go for this kind of song. I would not be surprised if this song fails to qualify for the Final.
Hmm, starting off with two songs with less than favorable odds. Maybe tomorrow’s potential victors, Bulgaria and Italy, will fare better.
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